Dead Serious

You are going to die. Remember to have a good time.

Cryptids · Cocktails · Condolences · Curiosities
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Article I

Death is inevitable.

Article II

The world is strange.

Article III

Enjoy yourself accordingly.

Bureaucratic Structure

The Departments

Directory Index 01-05
Department of Field Studies · DS-01

Cryptids & Folklore

Specimen research, nocturnal sightings, and associated drinking ware.

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Department of Mourning · DS-02

Snarky Sympathys

Condolences for the bereaved, aggrieved, and generally inconvenienced.

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Archive: BH-001 · Protected Record

The Black Hymn Archive

Fictional correspondence, personal relics, and the records of Gravestone Girl.

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Office of Correspondence · DS-03

Divinatory Design

Symbolic interrogation systems, archetypes, and printed cards.

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General Supply · DS-04

Macabre Curiosities

Apparel, domestic provisions, and mementos for daily survival.

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Accession Registry

Selected Artifacts

Fulfillment Handled via Etsy
Editorial Archive

The Cabinet

Specimens & Lore